One day, a Christian woman
had someone at work ask her: "What
is it like to be a Christian."
She was caught off guard and
at first wasn't sure how to answer, but when she looked up
she saw
a jack-o'-lantern
on the desk and answered: "It's like being a pumpkin."
The worker asked her to explain.
"Well, God picks you
from the patch and brings you in and washes off all the dirt
on the outside
that you got
from being around all the other pumpkins.
Then he cuts off the top and takes all the yucky stuff out
from inside. He removes all those seeds of doubt, hate, greed,
anger, lust, etc. Then He gives you a new smiling face and
he puts his light on the inside of you to shine brightly
for all to see.